How The Government Saves

recently the company i woork for told us that our health insurance would be going uo by ten dollars a month, and that last year it went up by eighteen dollars, so if you figure math like the government does then we actually are saving eight dollars a month.

We blame the cigarette companies because we smoke and get cancer,and we blame mcdonalds if we burn ourselves with the hot chocolate, i have decided to sue hershy for making me fat